Read my blog. I live a carefree, bouncy life of unconventionality. i like shiny things and sour candy and late nights. i never show up on time for anything. i jaywalk a lot too. luckily i haven't been hit by a car yet. however, i have fallen out of a third story window. spain will do that to you. i'm tough though, basically unstoppable.

Speaking English and not having children are good traits. It is also ideal if you are below the age of 25 and actually attend college. I'd prefer a liberal, shaggy-haired college kid that plays music of unconventional brilliance, looks like hes' fresh out of Europe in the 1970s, and doesn't know how to use a computer. Drug usage is optional, but recommended. Passing out at parties is also plus.