I'm a pretty gnarly fellow hated by few and admired by a couple. I really like wantans from chinese places and I'm not worthy to lick the sand off most's bootstraps. I just love to have fun and if that means throw rocks t the homeless then so be it. I'm only kidding, they don' have to be big rocks. Just give me a chance...and then after that...I'll need another but after that one we're straight my young friends. Good Day sirs and ladies.

I'd love to meet Will Ferrel, he's an amazing actor who reigns supreme over all others much like Chuck Norris of the action movie world. I'd also love to meet Jesus, I'm not worthy but it's a thought. Chris Farley(alive) would be a dude to meet. I mean he had the ferocity of a thunderbolt and the wit of Lou Ferigno.