Heres a how to be the best girlfriend ever. For all the 40+ men in Pakistan, you can read this and then go cry because you are not dating me I must admit, however, that these are just ideas. I don't do half of these things because a) I am not a slave or a pushover and b) I am sometimes kindof extremely lazy.
1. Sleep either in silky nighties with lace or nothing at all. No one wants to see you in an oversized T-shirt from summer camp.
2. Find out what his favorite sweet is-- cookies, cakes, brownies. Surprise him with these. If he likes pot, bake a few grams into it.
3. Buy new lingerie frequently.
4. Make sure you look extra hot when he introduces you to his friends.
5. Holding his hand or kissing his neck in private is good, but don't do this in public unless he initiates it. Try to keep your hormones under control when you are drinking.
6. Dont let him see you applying make-up unless it's lipstick, which can be sexy. Covering up your zits and de-clumping your mascara is not hot.
7. Ask him what his favorite book is. Read it. Or buy the cliffs notes or something.
8. Strip for him. (The Carmen Electra striptease video is a good teacher.)
9. Only make positive remarks about other girls, unless they just have it coming or something. Jealousy = insecurity = very unattractive.
10. Get up earlier than him and surprise him with coffee
11. ...or better yet, surprise him with breakfast in bed.
12. ...or better yet, surprise him with sex. Morning sex is great, since most guys are already hard.
13. Thank him when he pays for things. This is the 21st century; guys don't have to do this all the time.
14. When he comes over, be doing something sexy like rubbing scented lotion on your just-shaved legs. Don't be doing something gross like eating bon bons or cutting your toenails.
15. Take an interest in his hobbies. If he likes football, at least learn the basics of the sport so you can watch games with him and not seem like an idiot.
16. Go down on him before sex. Not only do most boys like head, but also it will make him harder, and the sex will be better for you too.
17. If he takes you out for dinner, make sure you are hungry and actually eat something. If you don't eat anything hell kinda feel like hes wasting his money, not to mention that you'll seem insecure and anorexic.
18. Learn to be good on top. Practice makes perfect.
19. Buy expensive, high-thread count sheets and a silk comforter. This will entice him to sleepover, and if it doesn't at least you have a goddess lair you can lounge around in and feel pretty.
20. Keep your room looking decent-- especially keep gross things like used Kleenexes, dirty undies, and anything even slightly suggestive of your period out of sight.
21. Be polite to your friends and family on the phone. If you're going to argue or be a huge bitch, wait til he's not around.
22. Back massages are good, but scalp massages are better. Learn to give both.
23. Surprise him in the shower once. It will make for hot sex. If he is really tall this probably won't work, trust me...
24. If you are mad, tell him why. He can't read your mind. Hiding anger is also really obvious and childish.
For all you left-out guys, I'm talking to my sorority sisters to make list of how to be a good boyfriend. This poses a bit more of a challenge though, since girls are pretty complicated to begin with, and I kinda hate most of them.
