Why My Dog Is The Best (or at least better than yours)
1. We keep him groomed, bathed, and fed (but not overfed). This means he has cute fur, does not smell, and is not a fattie. His breath isn't that bad either.
2. He does not jump, hump, or lick houseguests because we trained him to be polite... unlike YOUR dog.
3. He does not bark excessively like little yappy dogs.
4. When he does bark it is deep, full, and not high-pitched and annoying. He also only barks at suspiciou things such as:
a)strangers wandering in our backyard b)handicapped people, c) newly purchased or epecially life-like stuffed animals.
6. He retrieves the paper every morning. We did not train him to do this; he just started doing it because he is awesome.
7. He points at things sometimes with his little paw, like this:
8. He waits for me to get sleepy and go to my room, then he follows me up the stairs and curls up on the end of my bed.
9. He can't get up on the bed himself because he has a bad back, but he still tries and falls over onto the floor, and, golly, that's just cute.
10. He likes other dogs and does not try to killl them (like HoneyBear did).
