Okay, I admit this is gross, but I just have to tell someone: Lux has a yeast infection and apparenlty has passed it on to her boyfriend Dirk!
I can't stop laughing. I am a terrible person.
I still have my doubts regarding it really being a yeast infection. I don't know how seriously anyone takes STDs to begin with though. I recently asked Lux if she'd rather be 50 lbs overweight or have genital herpes. She answered, "Herpes, hands down." She's not kidding.
Lux really hates fat people though. Like, a lot. A whole lot. She's 5'10 and weighs 125. Oh Lux...
Speaking of weight, I seem to be losing a lot of it. I haven't been eating much (read: anything) recently. Honestly I'm too depressed.
This guy I used to shack up with has a new girlfriend. When I say "used to shack up with" I mean I kindof lived at his apartment for five months. Long story short I toyed with him, crushed his soul, and eventually slept with his neighbor whom I was always mildly in love with. I don't think he knows about the neighbor though. I should tell him just to make him cry. (See? I am a terrible person.)
Anyway, I'm still fucking pissed he has a girlfriend. I tell myself that she is really ugly. Even if she weren't ugly (which she is) she just sucks as a person. For example, in this college directory called Facebook she lists "Brittany Spears" as her favorite music. First of all, she didn't even spell it right for Christsake. And then who actually LIKES the horrid abomination that is corporate music?! She's clearly an idiot. And she has braces. What-- is she twelve or something? And she's a conservative.
I'm just better. My rack is way nicer, my hair is blonder, and I'm sure now after not eating for a month I'm skinnier than her too.
God, I'm so depressed. It could be worse: I could have a yeast infection.
